Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account...

By msmusiclover7 - 27/02/2010 15:58 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML

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By snow - 22/09/2009 09:12 - Australia

Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML

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By justdancebbyx3 - 06/06/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

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By Noname - 11/02/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

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By FuglyBetty - 13/11/2014 16:44 - Norway - Arendal

Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML

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By poked - 06/03/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML

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By IceWrath - 16/08/2015 08:14 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my elderly dad learned how to use Facebook. He now spends most of his time messaging me about his meals, his bowel movements and his foot fungus. He's now learning how to use Skype. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 21:40 - Ireland - Kilkelly

Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML

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By Tang - 27/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML

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By Nick - 26/01/2010 21:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Candy_Crushed - 08/09/2017 22:30 - United States - Mims

Today, after nearly three years of no contact whatsoever, I received a Facebook notification from my father. Eager to see what he said, I pulled it up only to see a game request. He had run out of lives on Candy Crush. FML

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Saturday 27 February 2010 19:55

ahahha that's my dad right there because he's cheating on my step mom!!

JamieR1263 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:05

At least he doesn't create fake accounts to make it seem like he has a load of friends like my dad does...

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stargirl1 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:27

why would you add ur dad on facebook? loll

pfffAWESOME 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 5:19

lol

ran_fml 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 2:01

That just sounds like he's a creep.

missmontreal97 4

Saturday 7 August 2010 18:21

trust me u don't want your parents as a friend ..

Jensine95 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 18:01

I'd be glad that my dad didn't accept my request xD

LTHoratioCaine 4

Tuesday 24 August 2010 23:27

Get a warrant.

SadinSherman 16

Wednesday 27 October 2010 7:51

you are not the favorite are you

JerryCedar 2

Sunday 31 October 2010 23:55

im not sure what's worse... that u friend requested your dad... or that he rejected you ... fail

dinosaursafety 0

Friday 27 May 2011 6:56

Don't be too disappointed. Being friends with relatives on Facebook usually sucks.

kumar1995 4

Thursday 14 June 2012 10:00

I will saw ur lucky so u can post whatever nd they wouldn't know it

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Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML

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Today, I got a job at a casino where I was actually planning on spending my 21st birthday next month. After they hired me, they told me no employees are allowed to play or gamble on or off the clock, for as long as they are employed there, or termination will immediately follow. FML

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Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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Today, I had to go to a boring, never-ending "sensitivity training" session, all because my douchebag coworker filed a complaint against me last week after I apologized for being tardy. Apparently I was insulting people with mental disorders. Or as she put it, "differently-abled" people. FML

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