Intimacy: Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by... - FML

By sickkid - 23/11/2009 18:05 - United States

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Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

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JohnE3 0

Monday 23 November 2009 23:12

Hahahaha. +1 FML fav.

Rico5037 0

Monday 23 November 2009 23:51

you should leave a note in the bottle that says we need to talk lol

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gutzlikeapig 0

Monday 30 November 2009 0:56

HAHAHAH rotfl

Senken_ 0

Monday 30 November 2009 18:40

Dude, go kick your dad's ass and tell your mom. >:U

thekealii 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 6:11

cant.... stop.... LAUGHING!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KingAdrock 16

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:32

Ouch! Your life is F'ed. But seriously, a healthy guy who doesn't have ED should never take Viagra. Most often what you'll get is an erection that doesn't got down no matter what you do. So even after having sex or masturbating and you aren't even slightly aroused, it's still there. The "call a doctor after 4 hours or more" isn't a joke, having an erection that long can cause permanent damage, because no blood is moving THROUGH it. The flesh in your wang will literally start to die!

EloquentSilence 0

Friday 4 December 2009 7:17

Best FML ever. (:

Vedder 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 17:16

I hear you, man. Once I dropped a bottle of Viagra into the toilet, couldn't put the seat down for days. (Bom Bom Pschta!) Funny FML, but totally BS.

ANONYMOUS89282 0

Monday 7 December 2009 7:24

I HAD TO READ THAT TWICE TO MAKE SURE I WASNT TRIPIN OUT FYL.

lolSteff__ 0

Monday 7 December 2009 9:23

is bs cause its stolen from a movie

t_a_b4 0

Monday 14 December 2009 5:11

BS. viagra is blue tylnal is white dummy

tangerine_12 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:24

You stupid wanker.

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