Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser will erase... - FML

By jazzybell - 21/11/2011 00:29 - United States

Today, I found out that a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser will erase the paint right off your wall. FML

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Same thing different taste

By iJehx - 13/07/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, I had to clean my walls with those Mr Clean Magic Sponges because we were having visitors. I got bored and started drawing penises with it because they would leave wet marks. There is nothing magic about how slow they dry when your visitors come an hour early. They saw all ten of them. FML

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Freeze peach

By Anonymous - 31/01/2023 22:30

Today, my kids decided to draw on the walls with permanent marker, and now my house looks like a modern art exhibit. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 07:13 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my apartment because I'm moving. I was being really thorough so I could get as much of the damage deposit back as possible. I noticed I still had one of those 3M plastic hooks on the wall, and when I went to carefully take it off, a large chunk of the wall came with it. FML

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By Carmen - 26/02/2011 13:57 - United States

Today, I painted an area I had carefully sanded, cleaned, and taped off. I pulled a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turned the fan on, and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML

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Steady on

By Anonymous - 20/10/2023 07:00 - Canada

Today, I found out the hard way that you shouldn't try to open a can of paint with a screwdriver. The lid flew off, and my kitchen floor now looks like an abstract art painting, which I could probably call, "Various blue splodges on wood canvas." FML

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By IcyWinter - 02/04/2014 08:16 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I had to tell my daughter that just because markers say "washable", it doesn't mean that you can draw all over our newly-painted walls. She's 15. FML

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Burn!

By morningeyes - 19/05/2009 14:19 - United States

Today, I was trying to remove a temporary tattoo my friend put on my cheek. When warm water and soap didn't work, I tried something else. Just so you know, Mr. Clean Magic Erasers do not, in fact, work by magic. Tell that to the massive chemical burn covering half my face. FML

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Remodeling

By Spelit - 13/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told my roommate about a trick he had used by filling nail holes with toothpaste when he moved out. When I came home with putty to fill the holes, there were blue spots all over the walls. She had filled them with blue gel toothpaste. Now I get to repaint, too. FML

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DIY FML

By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 03:59 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my dad told me it would be fine to use the mounting tape he'd bought to place paintings up in my newly painted room. I did, but after deciding I wanted to move a painting and pulling it off the wall, the wall came with it. Back to square one. FML

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Monday 21 November 2011 9:10

Overachiever :D

juliaannw 11

Monday 21 November 2011 9:15

It's magic!

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kialuvsyoo 3

Tuesday 22 November 2011 2:15

You have proven the power of Mr. Clean magic eraser. Be proud!!

lexief1999 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 2:25

I used it one time at my house and mu dad about killed me.

mario3584 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 2:43

I hate that

SociopathicSmurf 6

Tuesday 22 November 2011 3:08

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cleifmastersix 3

Tuesday 22 November 2011 4:41

That's actually pretty cool

rebeccac3 5

Tuesday 22 November 2011 5:25

I found that a while back when Gwalior my friend move. Good luk

zbug 6

Tuesday 22 November 2011 6:23

Thats why they say "test in an inconspicuous area"

monieiman 3

Tuesday 22 November 2011 6:56

At least the stain is gone

skikid 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 15:41

no they dont you just have shitty paint!

piwikiwi93 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 3:18

Your psychotic! I've used it millions of rimes and it has NEVER done that! I have two ideas: 1 your paint is reay cheap and 2 you were high when you cleaned your wall

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Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML

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