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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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By Forgotten - 09/08/2010 14:38 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

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By juli - 24/07/2010 17:47 - Taiwan

Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

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By skidoosh - 14/07/2011 01:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML

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Thanks, babe

By Anonymous - 14/12/2020 17:58 - Canada - Moncton

Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML

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By thanksjerk - 11/08/2009 05:01 - Canada

Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML

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By ihatepokemon - 22/07/2013 22:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML

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By you can't remember? - 24/04/2023 12:00

Today, I found a notebook labeled "IMPORTANT INFO" in my boyfriend's nightstand. Looking in, I saw he'd written down a bunch of information about me, like my birthday and things I like. When I asked, he said, "I'm forgetful and didn't want to accidentally be a dick." FML

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You deserved it 1 671

By BirthdayGirl - 02/03/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML

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By EmberLove - 17/01/2013 14:06 - United States

Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML

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iLove2LoveU 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:01

not his fault pokeman is awesome

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:01

He's just dedicated.

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deathbreadstick 10

Wednesday 13 July 2011 23:17

My ex boyfriend is obsessed with Pokemon. I didn't mind too much, though, because at least he knew my birthday. (:

THEgirlNEXTdoor0_fml 8

Wednesday 13 July 2011 23:18

hes a keepee !

glitchedgamer 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 23:18

My girlfriend and I can both name all the Pokemon! And we still remember each others birthdays!

MollyXD124 7

Wednesday 13 July 2011 23:35

the original ones, or the newer stupid ones?

ciarakennedy 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 23:36

Marry him.

fckdupzf 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 0:11

tht would suck! he would name his kids on the pokemon characters!

ch3s 4

Sunday 17 July 2011 6:47

Misty's not bad... or Ash...

DalekScythe 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 0:01

POKÉMON FTW!! :D

1989mustang50 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 0:05

and how ******* old is he??

missalice0306 19

Tuesday 31 July 2012 20:14

Doesn't matter. You can shamelessly like Pokemon at any age.

fckdupzf 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 0:08

I feel sorry Fr u..all these pokemon possessive ppl..they need to get a life! (excluding 10 year olds)

SweetInk 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 0:15

eerrrkk pokemon are creepy

zayafalaya 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 0:40

that sucks but pokemon rocks

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Thanks, babe

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