Money: Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm...

By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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By MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY - 21/03/2012 20:13 - United States

Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML

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By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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By gas money - 22/11/2015 04:34 - United States - Reno

Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML

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By Arabian_Soap - 31/05/2021 16:01 - Australia - Mermaid Beach

Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

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By APoorGuy - 15/03/2016 12:08 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML

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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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By woodre - 02/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 00:17 - Canada

Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML

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By Anon - 22/03/2012 23:32 - United States - Stony Point

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

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niesenator 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:06

How does money fall out of your wallet and then also out of your pocket?

Randoodle 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:03

I wouldve been like dude I just dropped tht give it back!!!

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bobtythecow 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:29

I see you're point but in some cases you need to point people out who are being jerks to everyone

andrewgavn 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:51

he found cash omg that's so horrible!?!?!? Shut the f$

andrewgavn 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:53

rape ur @$$ he didn't do anything wrong

andrewgavn 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:54

go to h311

andrewgavn 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:56

f€*k u u dumb b**ch

HolyWater 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:56

lol how does 300$ fall out of ur pocket that is in ur wallet yet ur wallet is in ur pocket still?

ifinishlast 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:56

it's funny how $300 just fell out of your wallet...

walc 2

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:56

I have a solution. TELL THE GUY YOU DROPPED IT. End of story.

jessv123 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:57

wow snickers everyone hates u... ur imfamacy culd really get u somewhere.

HolyWater 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:59

naw u ain't ugly don't even look at their comments

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