Miscellaneous: Today, i fixed a burst water line in my parents basement. Instead...

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 05:24 - United States

Today, i fixed a burst water line in my parents basement. Instead of thanking me, my father yelled and bitched at me for a half hour for not calling a plumber. He says even a $6,000 bill is better than me doing it. FML.

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