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By Mark - 13/08/2009 22:30 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 10:07 - United States

Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML

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By hoppgrasser - 12/11/2016 15:17 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML

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By Aaron - 09/12/2012 23:34 - United States - Matthews

Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 15:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 00:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML

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Don't even try

By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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By Tommy - 06/03/2012 18:55 - United States

Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML

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Who the **** are you?

By Anonymous - 18/10/2020 02:02

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML

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By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

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Shutdown

By HighasaCloud - 30/04/2012 16:01 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

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fudrick 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:39

Why would you expect her to say something? You walked up to her.

Finnboghi 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 2:23

I don't think any of you understand what staring down means. She wasn't looking at him with her head cocked to the side, big round eyes peering innocently out from behind golden curls. If she was staring him down, she knew why he was there, and she wanted him to know how deeply she despised him for trying. I feel for you, OP.

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777_alex_777 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 4:53

awwh, sorry =S if she wont even give u a chance, shes not worth it

kyasariin 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 5:25

Awwwwwww. That's so sad. Props for tryin', dude.

xSceneSceneBabyx 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 6:47

...what a bitch!

phishyyy 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 6:51

Uhhh how is this an fml?

bella_theresa 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 7:38

My god, some people are so rude. If that girl stared you down the way I stare people down, I don't blame you. I am really, really sorry. I mean, I only do it for fun just so people can see, but I feel for you.

EveryDayJackAss 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 8:51

i would LOL so hard if i actually got to see this happening....its like you walk up to a girl...and after a few minutes of intense staring just walked away...i mean come on i told a girl i liked her and she casually said....."Sorry, i like someone else"....and walked away....FML >_> and FYL ^_^

Plum_fml 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 8:59

awwwwwwww :(

Anonymous9876543_fml_fml 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 9:12

Ydi for being gay

xkaitlinwhitex 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 10:03

ouch. what a bitch! i can't believe someone would do that. people i know would just say yes anyway to be nice but she could at least have said "no, sorry".

Tikcuf 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 14:04

Grow a ******* sack, bitch boy!

ojosverdes26 6

Saturday 15 August 2009 15:19

Oh my God, that's the funniest thing I've read on here!! BTW, the OP is probably some 15-year-old kid with severe acne. As far as I can tell, he walks up the girl and just stands there looking at her without saying anything. Of course the girl will give him a weird look! She probably thinks he's some ugly creep trying to cop a feel. YDI!!!