By PissyPants - 20/06/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
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tencentsakiss 19

Puppys also piss when excited. Are you sure you aren't really a puppy? Bad dog! Get off the Internet.

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superbadd 0

mah first kiss went a little this *muah* then piss *ssss* *ssss* then piss :D

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flofloraaa 0

wonderful aha **** in my pants yeah epic!

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brit8741 0

Like, oh my gosh! You're life is so totally over! *sniff* I didn't realize there are ten-year-olds on here. YDI

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samanthadude 0

19 - It's been 3-4 months for me. :/ OP - Smooth, you shouldn't expect another one anytime soon. :P

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Xavi89 0

well lucky thing she didn't let you touch her boob. no tell what would have happen to you.

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SummerBlitz 0

FYL indeed haha :P

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miss_sweet_toxin 0

Charming, should be proud of yourself for being so weak bladdered, YDI for being so..... eh :S

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DocNation 0

you. are. a. loser. whoever kissed you, should never do it again.

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