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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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By Gary - 27/06/2010 04:01 - Canada

Today, I was walking next to this building that was getting renovated, and read a sign that said "Watch out for falling debris at all times." While I was watching out for debris, I fell down a staircase. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 06:24 - United States

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

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By flicmybicgrl - 23/09/2020 08:01

Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML

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By Lars - 31/01/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

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By NoRunning - 17/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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By Kathryn - 28/10/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

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By taob - 20/05/2012 17:11 - China - Nanning

Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML

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By embarrassed - 20/12/2010 14:51 - United States

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 09:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML

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Thursday 19 August 2010 3:33

You should; you're a female. You should also love cooky and cleany.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Thursday 19 August 2010 9:37

Whenever one of my old boyfriends and I would go to a mall with a Gap store, he'd throw himself across the floor into the store and yell, "Help! I fell into the Gap!" I'd always lmao. >.< Yep, we were both pretty big losers. :D

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LulzNoobSauce 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 3:10

I lol'ed

Felixy 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 3:15

HAHA I feel bad for laughing at this xD Ah well, at least you're okay.

sugarpeach 2

Thursday 19 August 2010 3:22

how long did it take you to read the sign?

mrcoolman 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 3:26

skroal ur a dumbass u should stop commenting...and op that sucks...kinda ironic though lol

XoXoSLY 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 3:30

Lol this sounds like something I would do

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Thursday 19 August 2010 3:33

You should; you're a female. You should also love cooky and cleany.

sugarr0babby0 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 3:42

danggg..

kaorimarie 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 3:52

LoL happens to me ALL the time! they Just put those signs there to distract you!!!

porter12 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 3:58

yea those stairs will really sneak up on ya. it's hard to notice sudden changes in elevation that are in your path.... what a silly goose

nicole48 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 3:58

hahahaha :D

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