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By oreo00 - 10/01/2017 17:46

Today, I fell asleep while on the phone with my girlfriend. FML

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r83839 22

Monday 16 January 2017 20:23

Wow, your life is so ******. What happened after that? Did you have to wake up early for work? Did the stoplight turn yellow just as you drove up to it? Was your apartment a little too cold when you came home? Were your favorite PJs in the laundry? -____-

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r83839 22

Monday 16 January 2017 20:23

Wow, your life is so ******. What happened after that? Did you have to wake up early for work? Did the stoplight turn yellow just as you drove up to it? Was your apartment a little too cold when you came home? Were your favorite PJs in the laundry? -____-

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