Miscellaneous: Today, I dropped off my car at the auto shop to get an oil change.... - FML

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By Anon - 14/02/2016 20:28 - United States - Bronx

Today, I dropped off my car at the auto shop to get an oil change. When I got in and started my car I felt something touch the back of my head, in panic I hit the gas and drove into a wall. When I looked back to see what touched me. I saw a homeless man smiling and laughing at me. FML.

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