Love: Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant...

By xpxp2002 - 27/05/2009 09:48 - United States

Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together. Everything was going perfect until the end when I tried to get her number and she wouldn't give it to me. I can't even get a girl in my dreams. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 14:02

Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML

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By foreverAlone - 04/04/2016 19:40 - United States - Chesapeake Beach

Today, I met a cute girl. She seemed really sweet and I was heartbroken to find out that she had fallen on hard times and was living in a shelter. I asked her if I could take her out to lunch. She said, "No." I can't even get a date with a homeless girl. FML

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It's not you, it's you

By Anonymous - 22/04/2016 20:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, through a mutual friend, I met the girl of my dreams. After flirting and exchanging numbers with her, my friend confessed that she's liked me since the day we met. Now the girl of my dreams doesn't want to pursue a relationship with me out of respect for our friend. FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

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By this guy - 21/11/2013 05:27 - United States - Alhambra

Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML

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Early warning

By Loser - 04/10/2022 09:30

Today, I went out to dinner with the girl of my dreams. Wanting to get to know her, I asked her what she’s looking for in a relationship. She scoffed and said how relationships are for the weak and that it’s better to not catch feelings to avoid being hurt. I guess I don’t have a chance. FML

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Woah

By Hopeless - 04/12/2018 13:00 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00

Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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scaredofgirls 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 16:29

dude the same thing happened to me but in real life

Cabezilla 9

Sunday 20 March 2016 2:27

I guess when girls say "In your dreams" that doesn't apply to you.

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chea_chea 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 18:24

Haha, yeah dreams suck sometimes. You got off easy though; that actually happened to me in real life back in HS, i was talking to this girl I met in town and we were speaking online and in person during school, we had even gone to a movie together but then when I asked for her digits she said she couldnt give them to me. My real life and your dream are so similar it's almost scary, WTF?

Bloodrush 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 19:01

This is probably a good sign that you should try picking up men instead and try the life of the gay...

lovelikewar 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 19:03

that sucks, but keep in mind that dreams often play out our insecurities. this probably just means that you're very preoccupied with the fear of being rejected. if you are then you'll have better luck in the real world than in any of your dreams.

jmeg_fml 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 19:16

#4 "women like two things: Confidence and danger." Danger? Seriously? You are so obviously a guy.

cpatrick820 3

Wednesday 27 May 2009 19:17

I'm getting pretty sick of these "Oh woah is me!" FML's. I only care about unfortunate situations, not this self-loathing bullshit.

stonerjoe420 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 19:36

stop wasting our time with your bullshit. grow up lose some weight get some game and stop bitching about it.

likeduhhx4 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 19:41

it was only a dream and dreams don't come true.

Dessgeega 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 19:43

Frankly, I think this says a lot about what you think of yourself. I never started getting girls until I believed in my heart and soul that I could. Maybe you don't believe in yourself. Build your confidence by pushing yourself out of you boundaries. It helped me a ton.

hahaha6 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 20:06

LOL @ #36. You just reminded me of the t.v. show Blossom. When it came to reading the "woah"(still mispelled, but i can translate easy enough) the only thing i could think of was Joey saying "whoa!" I believe you were going for "woe is me".