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By Surprise...? - 15/04/2016 09:42 - United States - Brandon

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend when he got home from work. So, I put on his favorite lingerie of mine and his in our bedroom. He called my name when he got home, and I didn't answer. He then said "Okay, she's not home." and then female giggling. FML

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