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By batgirlrules881 - 07/11/2009 15:26 - United States

Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML

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By Turnaround - 07/11/2014 12:28

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML

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By clueless - 29/10/2009 04:09 - Canada

Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML

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By Megan - 26/03/2013 19:04 - United States

Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML

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By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

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By Just an Exam - 14/12/2016 18:37 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML

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So that makes it alright?

By Boundaries - 04/02/2021 11:01

Today, I confronted my boyfriend that I found his “hidden” Tinder profile and his horny messages between him and other girls. His response? “Babe, that was a month ago.” FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 14:26 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I saw that he had just taken the "How long will it take for your girldriend to realize you're cheating on her?" Quiz. FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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Kristin_x 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 20:01

all i have to say is...what an asshole. cheaters don't deserve boyfriends/girlfriends

velvel 7

Saturday 7 November 2009 19:50

oh wow. o_o what a gem!

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Mortanious 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 21:55

Dump that prick and kick him in the balls

FerrariCake 2

Saturday 7 November 2009 21:55

And then you gave him a *******, right?

Hannah_Brooke 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 23:02

What's even the point of having a boyfriend or girlfriend? No one, and I mean no one is faithful these days. it's sad, but true. So, don't let yourself get down over a stupid guy. It's one guy. And obviously, he's not exactly catch of the day now is he?

i_got_it 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 0:07

Lol... like 2npac said, it sounds like you need some mean dick(or pussy, you preference) and a nice blunt. Not everybody is unfaithful, just the majority.

Bless_the_fall 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 23:08

haha

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Saturday 7 November 2009 23:09

Tell him you know the girl that he cheated on you with, and that she's HIV positive. When he exclaims "WHAT?!?! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!" you simply reply "Took you long enough to figure it out. Oh yeah, and you might wanna get tested."

deathmajestic 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 19:01

thats the funniest comment ive ever read

Harrywhat 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 23:15

YDI for being slow.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Saturday 7 November 2009 23:18

.....

2npac 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 23:26

#27 needs to get laid! Btw I've been with my gf for over 3 years and I've never gotten close to cheating on her. So there goes your assumption that "no one's" faithful these days!

Cristaderzi 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 1:19

Lol 32 I LOVE the HIV idea!!!!

justmyfreakinluc 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 2:40

what an ass

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Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML

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Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML

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Today, and for the past year, I've been struggling with depression because of family life. I've been talking to my mom for the past weeks, telling her things that happen when she isn't home as a way to build trust. I finally told her I have depression and have had had it for a long time. She laughed. FML

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Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML

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Today, during our date, I burst into tears like a nutjob because out of the 10 or so guys I’ve gone out with since I turned 17, literally none of them have been as nice to me as this one has. I got so emotional, we had to leave because of everyone staring at us. FML

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Today, my brother's will left all his wealth to his second wife, while I get left his two kids and a small amount to help cover raising them, because his second wife isn’t mother material. Bitch, neither am I, I love my nieces but I’d go mad if I had to be their new parent. Leave me the money instead. FML

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