By gettinghotinhere - 17/10/2014 18:29 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML
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devildog562 33

Guess the fan was the only thing blowing.

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diving_fml 30

guess he wasn't properly warmed up :)

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juststephhere 23

Awe that's kinda cute in like a weird way.. Be more direct next time!

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KittyyCattyy 9

Was he mad at you? Because I'm pretty sure he knew what you were trying to do.

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lexiieeex3 32

How do you figure that, oh wise one?

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KittyyCattyy 9

He could have also just not been in the mood, instead of mad. No need for the sarcasm.

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sweetbliss3 37

guess he wasn't as hot as you were. maybe try something that can't be taken so literal.

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allybae_aye 8

He seems like a well mannered guy to care about your discomfort towards being "hot."

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LeBandit 20

you might want to sit him down and talk things through to him xD

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

You should have added to the end of that statement, "...so take off all your clothes!"

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