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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

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By Alexis - 16/01/2017 15:14

Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML

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Getting the point across

By Anonymous - 05/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML

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By stevenr579 - 23/01/2013 23:33 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML

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By Brady - 30/04/2013 16:00 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML

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By ccc - 15/05/2009 16:35 - United States

Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML

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Baby come back

By Noname - 16/03/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML

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By Celeste - 02/03/2010 09:14 - Singapore

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

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Funny how?

By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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Monetize your shit life

By chap - 11/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was in an Uber with a friend I hadn't seen in 7 years. I was just catching her up on my daily life when my Uber driver decided to chime into our conversation and kindly inform me that: "[I] should be a stand-up comedian." He literally thought my life was a joke. FML

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Thanks, guys

By Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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rawrkittehpwnage 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:08

owned.

SugarCrazy 14

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:11

No, the sandwich -_- Don't ask stupid rhetorical questions.

Comments

marthagayo 14

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:17

OMG classic! that cab driver is my hero!

FMl33557799 2

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:31

and your my bitch

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:18

Thanks to these comments, my faith in humanity is dwindling down to nothing.

brutalrhino 4

Saturday 16 July 2011 12:34

My faith has already gone away. Iknowthatfeelbro.jpeg

porterc16 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:19

You should know what Ben Bailey looks like.

porterc16 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 12:54

Saltime 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:25

It's a taxi...

cleolappost 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:26

1st clue it wasn't the cash cab...... it was a female driver. cash cab has a male host.

socalsky 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:26

haha I love that show.

Rustler 5

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:27

The cash cab is in Toronto

Rustler 5

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:29

Discovery is an canadian network so its toronto

The_Weirdo 10

Saturday 16 July 2011 9:48

1. It's not on discovery 2. it's in alot of locations, each of which have a different host. (toranto, Chicago, new York, and some European place)

FMl33557799 2

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:29

something I would do

HU4L188 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:32

ydi.. if you were really in cash cab then the cieling would have lit up and cheerful gameshow music wouldve played

ladiesMan917 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:33

dumbass the guy is a taxi driver in NY

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