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By videochat - 14/02/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML

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You deserved it 53 854

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By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 63 825

By Toilettrash - 06/07/2012 10:51 - United States

Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 939

You deserved it 2 882

By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 028

You deserved it 7 452

By Arrgh - 27/05/2009 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on webcam with someone and the conversation died so I said "brb". I sat there for five minutes not realising I had left my webcam on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 932

You deserved it 79 923

By ShitHappens - 24/10/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 563

You deserved it 44 709

By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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You deserved it 55 928

Sound off

By Nina - 20/05/2022 12:00

Today, before third period I went to the restroom and tried to take a sexy Snapchat video to surprise my boyfriend. My video was ruined thanks to some slob in the next stall taking the loudest most explosive dump I've ever heard. FML

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You deserved it 2 384

This needs clarification

By wrongdecisions - 05/07/2022 16:00

Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 159

You deserved it 1 692

Stank face

By Tour guide for a day - 02/12/2023 04:00 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I attended a virtual meeting. When I went to grab a coffee during a break, for some reason took my laptop with me, got distracted by my cat taking a stinky dump, so my coworkers got an unplanned tour of his litter box while I scooped it all up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 94

You deserved it 534

Taco Bell, huh?

By tanya - 25/10/2010 12:32 - Canada

Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 151

You deserved it 41 014

dh71388 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 3:19

lol why would you take your laptop just to check facebook? do it from your phone or just wait.

midnyte 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 3:25

I hope you have an honest boyfriend. The internet is a big place....

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heathallin 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 17:49

thats why i stick to reading magazines or books on the turrlet. at least if i run out of toilet paper, i'm covered... no matter how messy or uncomfortable it may be.

yougotboyed 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 20:42

poor guy.

L34H 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:32

ahhaahhaahhahaahahahahhaahhahahaha of my god if that was my boyfriend he would have shit his pants laughing at me in a good way though ahhaha if thats possible

may_cause_fail 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:22

...You look at Facebook while you shit? You totally deserved this.

KisaChan_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:00

#4 ME TOO! haha no joke

k_tumble 0

Monday 9 March 2009 4:55

#20, it's called wireless internet. I take my laptop to the toilet with me sometimes. Luckily I never go on cam, even though my laptop has a built in one. I feel for you ahah... I wanna know wat he said.

k_tumble 0

Monday 9 March 2009 5:00

Also though, it's nothing to worry about because if he's gonna think bad of you for having a shit then he's not a keeper. One day you will have to live with your husband, and you don't stop ******** when you live with someone.

Brett_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:26

@#6 You are correct. Women are completely unable to poop as anything they consume turns into emotion.

tincan 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 13:31

Eww, I feel bad for your notebook.

cra_z_turtle 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:58

WTF?! who says girls don't poop?! also, maybe their bathroom has a counter and it was higher than the toilet, so the screen was pointing down... hard to explain.