Kids: Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open,... - FML

By chocolateisyum - 09/10/2011 11:13 - Australia

Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open, the stove on, my 5 year old cutting up the curtain, and my 2 year old smearing chocolate sauce on the floor. My fiancé was nowhere to be found. Later on, I got a text from him saying that he'd gone to watch the footy. FML

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Fruit_Dealer 9

Sunday 9 October 2011 18:34

Sounds like a Mr. Bean movie. Also what on earth is the footy? O.O

YayFlameWarz 9

Sunday 9 October 2011 18:35

Bad parenting is bad.

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mr_bad_ass_ 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 17:22

What's "the footy "

Iamnumberfourfan 1

Wednesday 15 February 2012 2:40

What an idiot your husband is !!! Who leaves young children home alone !?!?!?!?!

silverflame1 6

Monday 2 April 2012 10:28

Sounds like a keeper.

buttercup2012 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:07

He needs to be shot!!

geordielass 4

Saturday 5 May 2012 9:11

I'm English and we sometimes abbreviate football (or 'soccer') to footy!

misterjez 15

Friday 1 June 2012 0:30

Your husband is stupid they have crates for that kind of shit.

tkooker 6

Tuesday 31 July 2012 15:53

Divorce his ass

the_real_aquaman 5

Sunday 30 June 2013 23:23

why are people assuming it was the guy that left? sexist fools

dominoL 7

Sunday 9 February 2014 1:20

it said he said he was going to watch footy

furubafan74 18

Wednesday 2 July 2014 23:57

Because fiance=male. If OP had said fiancee, then it would be reffering to female. Not sexist, just smarter than you.

the_real_aquaman 5

Sunday 30 June 2013 23:24

nvm my question im an idiot

cactusdesu 15

Sunday 3 November 2013 5:57

What in God's name is a footy?

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