Intimacy: Today, I came home early from work, and caught my girlfriend...

By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I came home early from work, and caught my girlfriend with my best friend. I forgave her. She thinks it's because I love her. It's because I wouldn't get laid otherwise. FML

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By He who is free of sin casts the first stone. - 16/06/2021 14:01

Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she'd cheated on me with my best friend. I can't get mad at her, because I cheated on her with him before she did. FML

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By notacaveman - 16/04/2013 13:27 - Netherlands

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she had drunkenly slept with another guy last night. Since she seemed genuinely upset, and had confessed right away, I decided to forgive her the slip-up. She then angrily broke up with me, because "if I really loved her, I would've been more angry." FML

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By LOLCATS - 13/10/2009 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML

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So happy together…

By Anonymous - 30/06/2022 22:00

Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML

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Back and forth and back again

By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 19:37 - Guam - Barrigada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML

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Bad friend

By collegegirl90 - 09/03/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, my best friend resolved things with her boyfriend after he had admitted to cheating on her. I felt really guilty, because I drunkenly hooked up with her boyfriend last month. She said, "I felt better when he told me that the girl was extremely ugly and bad in bed." FML

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Three's a crowd

By Bisexual moron - 05/10/2022 08:00

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML

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Sorry

By cheated - 23/11/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML

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By kpjc - 21/10/2016 00:29 - United States - Lawrence

Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML

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By angrymother - 27/07/2016 01:21

Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML

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sireen 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:51

you're pathetic.

EvilHippyEmperor 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:39

Why can I hear The Offspring's "Self Esteem" playing in my head?

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sixteen8seven 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 6:22

totally dude, you rock!

Hot_male1234 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:55

keep ****** her and cheat a couple times till your back in the game then leave its that easy

JuggaloHack 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 0:06

Jesus Christ how sad can you be as well as the people who agreed with him. The only way I would stay with her would be to do something sick like catch Syphilis just to give it to her.

rowergirl 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 7:29

that's so stupid. ur pathetic if u just let ppl walk all over you just so u can have sex

SiLvEr_070 5

Sunday 20 September 2009 6:18

Hi-5 buddy! That **** totally deserves it

Fuckyouguy 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 0:45

Man **** all you hoes who keep YDI, Bitch is running around cheating on him, he should stay around for the easy pussy. If ladies weren't so ******* uptight all the damn time shit like this wouldn't happen. **** you!