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2/7... I love my dentist! You've just not been to the right ones. Unless you had my fiancé's dentist when he was a kid, they called the place "Helga's House Of Pain". But then again, breaking teeth isn't fun.

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Tbh when I posted this I had a -8 so I added a sympathetic comment, in reality who didn't read this and think of many innuendo's?

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25 - Also, beef prices are skyrocketing where I live. A small packet of generic jerky costs $6. Just another good reason to buy bacon.

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honestly if i was in a whack off competition with a bunch of other guys beating their meat all around me, i would consider myself a winner for getting the fuck out of there as soon as possible.

Ouch, OP that is really terrible! I chipped my tooth once when I was drunk, not only does it look terrible but it's very expensive to get fixed. Good luck at the dentist office!

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Haha no but wouldn't you notice that the jerky was hard in your hands before you stuck it in your mouth?

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Wtf dammit 26 why did you have to change your "that's what she said" comment now my other comment just looks stupid(er) and random

Well look at it this way, at least your instincts seem to on point. Regardless of whether or not you listen to them.

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18 WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE FUCKING TOOTH FAIRY ISN'T REAL?!?! Hey, you see that in the garbage disposal? Yeah, that's my entire childhood. Thanks, 18.

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I'm sure Alf Stewart will jump at the chance. He's always wearing his stomping boots, just so he can stomp cunts.

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