Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a brand new Audi R8. Not even a day into owning...

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By new car no more - 19/04/2016 04:08 - United States - Naperville

Today, I bought a brand new Audi R8. Not even a day into owning it, my mother stole it while I was at work and ended up totaling it. I found out when I got home to a tow truck dumping it onto my driveway. FML

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