Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't....

By stupid - 15/09/2009 02:56 - Canada

Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML

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By car trouble - 14/10/2016 08:12 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML

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By fuckmylife - 02/02/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

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By exiledliscense - 09/11/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML

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By poor baby - 12/06/2015 16:51 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML

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By morningbirdie - 20/09/2020 14:01

Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML

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By that girl. - 06/06/2012 05:26 - United States

Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML

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Bully

By ninjawhat1337 - 25/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I told my dad that I was going to sleep over my friend's house this weekend with a few other guys to play Dungeons and Dragons. He responded with, "Oh, back in my day, me and my pals used to pick on the kids who played Dungeons and Dragons." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 08:03

Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML

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By jccwell - 23/09/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML

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By Bruh. - 12/07/2021 04:01

Today, despite the fact that I've lived alone for four years, and have a well-paid job, my father is still whining about, "Why am I still playing video games at age 32?" FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 15 September 2009 9:55

"alright time's up, let's do this LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEENKINSSSSSSSS" "God dammit Leeroy" "At least I have chicken"

xkelax 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 9:53

Maybe he was in a raid?

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aplyflwynd 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 1:18

you should know better than to mess with raid night.

anon45 6

Thursday 21 July 2011 13:28

Get a car. I hate people who mess with my raid night!

harttyrelly 4

Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:24

Y is ur house so far away??

Coffeebang 17

Saturday 4 February 2012 17:49

That sucks

KissTfur 1

Tuesday 28 February 2012 5:00

Who is her dad towellieee?

ExoticBubbles 0

Tuesday 11 September 2012 1:27

I would have just told him I'm staying at a guys house overnight then. That would make any normal dad drop everything to come get you

TheCerealKiller 24

Thursday 13 September 2012 5:35

Hey, he was probably in a raid. :P I know I'd rather be doing heroic Dragon Soul than picking up a kid. ;D

NerdyGhost 0

Tuesday 16 October 2012 21:25

I know what's that like. My parents are also slaves to that game. Once they even forgot to feed us. FYL

swedeNix 13

Saturday 8 December 2012 21:44

I think he lied, if he was in a raid, he wouldnt pick up in the first place...

Randomnesss14 11

Monday 16 June 2014 4:49

3 hours? Do you live that far away or does It just take that long to walk?

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