By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 13:20 - Spain

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Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML
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amazinemo578 4

what? that's romantic

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Uh_Oh_wz_here 0

rotfl too good needed that laugh i would say that to my girl and she would hit me and we would laugh

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angel0811 0

hahahahahahaha not gonna lie thats funny

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eskaggs10 0

I hope you did. he needs to be rewarded for being so clever.

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hsg2012 0

hahah...this is great!!! it's so hilarious!!!

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annanonomus 0

YDI for being a **** and not saving this kind of stuff for marriage. Honestly, can no one save themselves for marriage these days??

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annanonomus 0

What the heck? Why was my comment moderated?? All I said was: what can't anyone wait for marriage these days for that kind of stuff?

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Cinn_fml 22

It was probably how you phrased it, if it sounded like you weren't being tolerant of other people's views, then it'll have been moderated. It does sound a bit like an oxymoron, but it kinda makes sense, I think.

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LittleMagicWolf 7

LOL aww fyl. Although I think if I were you I'd have laughed and went with it.

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