Health: Today, I arrived 20 mins early to my eye doctor. After 15mins... - FML

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By fuzzyvisioninthenight - 23/02/2016 13:44 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, I arrived 20 mins early to my eye doctor. After 15mins of waiting it's my turn and I describe what my condition is. Then I get sent back to wait for 45 mins. The doctor sent me to her collegue. I described it again, and the new one sends me home, saying she's got no idea what I have. FML

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