Money: Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML

By Anonymous - 23/08/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML

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By Outfoxed - 07/08/2018 22:00

Today, I'm moving to the barn. Two weeks ago I bought my girlfriend the birthday gift she most wanted: two ducklings. They’re scatting everywhere but she eats, cuddles, and sleeps with them in our bed. I asked if they could go live outside and she said, "No, you can." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, I was rejected from the 25th rental I applied to in the last two months. I give up. Guess I'm stuck living with my mother forever. FML

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By anonymous - 27/01/2012 15:26 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2021 11:01

Today, I live in a tiny village in the countryside. Nice and quiet, right? Wrong. The farm next door rents out their land to some kind of soil processing company. Basically, it’s like living next to a never-ending construction site that knows neither Sundays nor holidays. FML

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By Great - 09/04/2014 01:42 - United States - Katy

Today, my in-laws moved in. FML

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By TheSuregeon - 18/03/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 16/03/2021 11:59 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my abusive ex-husband thought it was a good idea to buy the house next door and start living there immediately. Looks like I gotta move. FML

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By Anonimo - 08/11/2012 21:22 - Italy - Monserrato

Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom. FML

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By welcome to the neighborhood - 28/04/2016 23:35 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML

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By Laurita - 18/08/2017 04:30

Today, we started building our dream house. Next to my parents-in-law. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Tuesday 23 August 2011 11:54

Now if someone yells at you and says "Do you live in a barn or something?!" You can say "Yes. Yes I do."

Moota 9

Tuesday 23 August 2011 11:47

Why?...

Comments

ygdrassil 17

Wednesday 24 August 2011 6:37

Jesus much?

echogekko 7

Wednesday 24 August 2011 7:15

Dad?

Naragj 2

Wednesday 24 August 2011 7:44

Hard post to get to was hard to get to...

kitsune3 20

Wednesday 24 August 2011 8:00

....Whyyyyy?

Commander223 9

Wednesday 24 August 2011 9:27

This one was a bitch to click on the app.

daniellestatt 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 10:14

hey I Live in A Barn! D:

RakaI 8

Wednesday 24 August 2011 11:07

Roadhouse.

Emzixxx 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 14:49

Wtf??

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 25 August 2011 2:52

Sensible living arrangement...You can date your barn mates & avoid spending $ at expensive nightclubs.

caboose2237 6

Thursday 25 August 2011 3:32

Wait what!

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