Miscellaneous: Today, I am apparently an awful person for defending myself from... - FML

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By JustAUsername95 - 07/04/2016 05:23 - United States

Today, I am apparently an awful person for defending myself from malicious rumors. A chick who's mocked and ridiculed me for the past six years told everyone I'm a cheating whore, but I'm a bully for mentioning her by name asking people not to believe what she says about me? FML

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