Health: Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant....

By Anonymous - 06/04/2012 07:24 - United States - Everett

Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML

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By OopsieDoopsie - 03/04/2023 04:00 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 04:00

Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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By ParkerRommel - 27/01/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 15:05 - Ireland

Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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By LemonTree - 20/11/2014 11:32 - Hungary

Today, I realized that I ran out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML

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By BFF4L - 12/02/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML

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By Albert - 26/04/2020 17:00

Today, I used up the last of my deodorant for a business meeting on Zoom. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2014 19:13 - United States - Lexington

Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML

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By dirtyclothess - 02/05/2011 00:01

Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 04:04

Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML

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ArcticPuppet 0

Friday 6 April 2012 11:40

Hey, at least you didn't resort to rubbing cut up citrus fruit on your clothing.

Palirose 22

Friday 6 April 2012 11:39

It can't be that hard to buy some deodorant. Js or better yet. Take a shower?

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itslisa96 2

Wednesday 5 June 2013 17:50

Your pits have got to be out of control to be willing to spray all of those chemical on to your pits.

Nyx7 24

Friday 12 September 2014 5:19

Go take a shower Kesha

LyricaSilvan 29

Saturday 28 February 2015 21:07

Why? If you were out of actual deodorant, you could have just gone to get some. One stick would only be a couple of dollars...

Daevahd 6

Tuesday 26 January 2016 2:46

...did it work?

willowtreeowl 4

Thursday 14 April 2016 20:08

ive actually done that too before.

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