Work: Today, I accepted a job in the state I'm vacationing in, so I...

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By RocketGirl92 - 02/04/2016 17:50 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I accepted a job in the state I'm vacationing in, so I can be close to my parents, as they wished, giving up my previous dream job so I could see them happy. Today also happened to be the day my mom decided she doesn't want me here. FML.

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