By clublulu - 10/04/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I absentmindedly stuck two magnets in my mouth while talking, and accidentally swallowed them. I had to go the emergency room. The nurses at the station laughed at me. They thought it was a joke. They couldn't believe an 18 year old would swallow magnets. FML
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By mimi - 27/09/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML
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luxor21221 0

You "absent mindedly" put magnets in your mouth........ And then you "accidently" swallowed them....... How do you figure???????????

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ScottyD620 0

what's wrong with swallowing magnets? you can walk up to a girl wearing a bunch of jewelry (well maybe really really cheap jewelry thats magnetic) and be like.. "I think there's a connection.. I'm magnetically attracted to you"

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DizzyDemon0 9

hahaha. good shit. Did you enjoy them? maybe throw a little bbq sauce next time? OMNOMNOMNOM! rofl. next time..try to swallow THREE! bet u cant.

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alex_vik 0

They thought you were joking because they figure 18 year olds should be better at knowing what they're doing.

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xoallielove 0

why would you be holding magnets and then put the in your mouth and swallow them?... this is the dumbest fml ever.

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louisianagrrrrl 0

if they werent particularly powerful magnets, there was no reason for you to go to the emergency room. they would have just passed through your digestive system.

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jaybirdka 0

How do you absent mindedly put magnets in your mouth? Are you retarded?

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zachattack 0

YDI: You're stupid.

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Monty_Python 0

Why would you put not one but 2 magnets in your mouth while talking? YDI for being an idiot.

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Morose_Princess 0

Don't feel too bad. I do that kind of thing all the time. I space out while playing with something and end up chewing on it or putting in my mouth. I don't know why it happens but it just does. I swallow things absently too, like gum, I'll have it in my mouth for a matter of seconds and then just swallow it for no reason. It's good that you weren't too embarrassed to go to the hospital. If you were, it could have caused major problems. Now just remember next time, not to play with magnets :P

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