Health: Today, I absentmindedly stuck two magnets in my mouth while talking,...

By clublulu - 10/04/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I absentmindedly stuck two magnets in my mouth while talking, and accidentally swallowed them. I had to go the emergency room. The nurses at the station laughed at me. They thought it was a joke. They couldn't believe an 18 year old would swallow magnets. FML

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By mimi - 27/09/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2012 04:51 - United States

Today, my five-year-old told me she had accidentally swallowed a thumbtack. In panic mode we raced to the ER. With no insurance. Only after the tests, examinations and X-rays did she tell me was "just joking." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2022 12:00

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By GogurtBadass - 18/09/2013 16:55 - United States - Olympia

Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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By A.J. - 13/04/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML

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By navyma - 17/09/2009 05:10 - Korea Republic of

Today, I went to the orthodontist to have my braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of the cleaning solution she used. She told me it would probably give me an upset stomach. Apparently, an upset stomach and crapping your pants means the same thing to an orthodontist. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 11:36 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML

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luxor21221 0

Friday 10 April 2009 12:09

You "absent mindedly" put magnets in your mouth........ And then you "accidently" swallowed them....... How do you figure???????????

ScottyD620 0

Friday 10 April 2009 12:14

what's wrong with swallowing magnets? you can walk up to a girl wearing a bunch of jewelry (well maybe really really cheap jewelry thats magnetic) and be like.. "I think there's a connection.. I'm magnetically attracted to you"

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happynole06d 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 6:24

I just want to say while hanging posters in my room once I swallowed a push pin after coughing, so I know what your going through. After seeing the doctor thought they told me it would pass, but to watch for symptoms if anything was to go wrong.

MistletoeSeason 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 16:32

You're like the people who shove things up their butt, go to the emergency room, and say they "fell on it." I think there is more to this story....

matt54967 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 16:34

I think putting things like that in your mouth without any thought can be a sign of an iron deficiency. May want to check that out.

dm479mm 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 18:41

...yeah I absentmindedly put things in my mouth sometimes. But I don't have to go to the hospital. Unless he has herpes or something...

walkemskies 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 0:07

they cant believe it i cant either

Mylife_cant_suck 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 21:52

lol, i hope they split up during digestion and rip through your intestine!

kingkad 2

Monday 13 April 2009 4:04

I clicked YDI as soon as I saw "absentmindedly stuck two magnets down my mouth while talking". How the heIl do you do that?

facepalm12345 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:54

lol #92. YDI, don't put random sh!t in yo mouth.

ayee_bbygirll 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 6:19

this whole entire story doesnt even make sense. - what were you doing putting magnets in your mouth? - why in the world would you do it while you were talking? (or at all) - how in the world did you "accidently" swallow them? - why didnt the person (or people) you were talking to try and stop you from putting these objects into your mouth? - and do you really think its strange that all the nurses were laughing at you? honestly. i probably would have told you to wait for them to pass naturally and walk away. (: