Today, I got my dad a $300 gift for Father's Day. He didn't say...

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2021 11:39 - United States

Today, I got my dad a $300 gift for Father's Day. He didn't say thank you, or that he liked it, he just took it and moved on. Not sure why I bother. FML

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lalalaila777 24

Sunday 16 July 2023 4:38

did he teach you to be grateful? did you tell him how you feel? he can't fix what he doesn't know is hurting you

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lalalaila777 24

Sunday 16 July 2023 4:38

did he teach you to be grateful? did you tell him how you feel? he can't fix what he doesn't know is hurting you

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