By Rohirus - 07/06/2012 23:09 - Sweden

Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 537
You deserved it 2 554

Same thing different taste

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TheFamilyElf 17

You know what they say. It's only awkward if you make it awkward. Just kidding, that's awkward as hell any way you slice it.

blondebrunette11 4

Did he wink when he said "Son" ..?

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Tali147 16

I wouldn't sit down at all. My appetite would be gone.

You coulda joined him at the table, naked! :D Father-bonding time! :P

Looks like u got a good blow out of that

Your mom refused to make him a sandwich after.

rachdrenck 0

That was his nice way of telling you its time to move out!

SystemofaBlink41 27

I like how it sounds that he said it non-chalantly

MerrikBarbarian 9

For some reason I read this with Darth Vader's voice for the father... Which presented a very odd (if amusing) mental image.

good luck with the eyes.. a good, new pair of eyes is hard to come by these days