Miscellaneous: Today, driving on my way home from work I stopped at a light... - FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 06:35 - United States - Tulare

Today, driving on my way home from work I stopped at a light and noticed a group of kids pointing and laughing at me through my open window. I looked in the mirror to check my face and discovered a cigarette butt lighting my hair on fire. I don't smoke. FML

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Today, I learned that the new granite countertop in my parents' house cost $12,000. Coincidentally, this is also the amount of money I would have needed to go to the college of my dreams instead of the cheaper school I currently attend. FML

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