By Obee - 14/04/2009 14:05 - Canada

Spicy
Today, cops showed up at my apartment demanding to look inside. Satisfied with the search, they told me they had received a noise complaint. More specifically, hearing screams someone believed a girl was getting raped. I had two friends over and we had been wrestling. The three of us are male. FML
I agree, your life sucks 77 315
You deserved it 27 521

Same thing different taste

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I don't think you were just wrestling...

Well, at least they knew that there wasn't a girl involved...

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tiltwrestler 0

Coming from a fellow wrestler.... that sucks balls. People today bug me- they want to feel a part of something, and they make up for their lack of social skills by getting involved in any way possible- including reporting every little noise they hear as a "rape" or a "beating" etc. The saddest part? The most complaints occur in white suburban communities, where no sh*t goes on anyway! Maybe these people who complain so much should take some initiative and grow a pair! If I honest-to-God thought somebody was getting raped, I wouldnt wait for the cops to show up- Id run OVER THERE as i was calling 9/11, if need be! PS YDI (whoever screamed) a little bit tho. Who screams when they wrestle? I mean, a little battle cry when you go to shoot isnt unheard of, but screaming so loud that somebody hears AND thinks its a rape? Tsk, tsk. With that said, keep up the good work.... not much in life is better than wrestling with some friends ya dig

As for them searching the place... Probable Cause will work. Plus it sounds like they asked and you let them in... therefore they even need either excuse. Additionally, even if they didn't think it was rape, they legally had the right to knock and ask you to keep the noise down.

seems like you guys were having tomuch fun.

Once you finish going through puberty, you'll sound more like a man.

woops didn't mean to double post above. was trying to edit it to read "therefore they DON'T even need either excuse" o well

AlwaysDouze 0

This made me laugh. xD You must be super girly.

#31, that plan sounds good on paper (or E-paper), but unless the OP had something to hide, it's much more practical to just let the cops search for a bit. You can't ask the police to reimburse you for rifling through all your belongings and ransacking your house if they don't actually damage anything. I'm pretty sure there's nothing in the Constitution about police searches being neat, and I sure as hell wouldn't want to spend a couple hours picking up all my shit. Of course our civil liberties are important, but sometimes you're better off forgoing those liberties to make things easier on everyone involved. P.S. If the cops came to someone's door for a report of a possible rape-in-progress, and that someone told them they couldn't enter, they would most likely stand outside that person's door until the warrant arrived, telling passersby why they were there. Just another hassle to consider..

helios_rex 0

reminds me of a Mad Tv skit, where they wrestled in the shop and said to the onlookers, "it's not gay, it's abercrombie!!."