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By mads_nicole - 13/01/2016 18:52

Today, before noon I managed to forget part of my uniform at home, accidentally cut myself while prepping my kitchen station, screw up FIVE batches of eggs, & cause a pot of melted butter to explode & thus disrupt my teacher's demo. Culinary school is off to a great start. Can't wait for day 4. FML.

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