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By "JamesFuckingBond" - 01/06/2017 21:14 - United States - Waterloo

Today, at work, I accidentally spilled an entire tray of cauliflower on the floor. My boss's solution when I told her was to "rinse it off and put it back." When I tried telling her why that wasn't sanitary. she threatened to fire me. FML.
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GhostFox 33

Yeah, you'd also probably wind up with a lawsuit for unlawful termination and probably a couple dozen other things related to the mistreatment of employees, since you apparently think you are above the regulations enforced by the government and government backed organizations, as well as above the things called "morals" and "ethics." You should look them up some time, but you probably won't be able to find them. You sound like one of those asshole managers that was a bully in school, and never grew out of it, or grew up at all, in fact.

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mrandmrsanon 7

You could get in more trouble if people get sick. I'd start looking for another job on the DL

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LordChalis 5

So, while it is growing outside, covered in dirt, dust, and pesticides, it isn't sanitary to wash it off to eat it? How did you ever find anything to eat? I have to agree with your boss... I'd fire you too, for insubordination.

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GhostFox 33

Yeah, you'd also probably wind up with a lawsuit for unlawful termination and probably a couple dozen other things related to the mistreatment of employees, since you apparently think you are above the regulations enforced by the government and government backed organizations, as well as above the things called "morals" and "ethics." You should look them up some time, but you probably won't be able to find them. You sound like one of those asshole managers that was a bully in school, and never grew out of it, or grew up at all, in fact.

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mrandmrsanon 7

You could get in more trouble if people get sick. I'd start looking for another job on the DL

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