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By Deweyboy - 02/03/2016 19:41 - United States - Joliet
Today, at work, a man was trying to buy cigarettes. His card declined twice. On the second time, he grabbed the bag off of the counter and sprinted out of the store. He made it out with 2 $70 cartons of cigarettes. FML.