Health: Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking...

By Noname - 05/03/2009 19:44 - Canada

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By My spit everywhere - 30/12/2015 07:48 - United States - La Grange Park

Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML

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By Dr.Anonymous - 22/03/2014 11:56 - India - Mumbai

Today, I was treating a patient at the hospital where I'm a dentist. This particular gentleman was old and slightly deaf. After completing the procedure I gestured to the spitoon and asked him to spit. He got up, steadied himself, and spat straight in my face. FML

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By Username - 15/07/2010 19:53 - France

Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML

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Nervous Nelly

By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By TT - 19/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML

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Stiff upper lip

By Diana - 26/01/2024 00:00 - Germany

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML

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By stoych - 08/10/2012 07:14 - United Kingdom

Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML

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Language of love

By TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

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Friday 6 March 2009 1:05

OH my gosh!!! I would throw up!

xelectrickiss 0

Friday 6 March 2009 1:07

im gagging. seriously, nasty.

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fiestamucho 0

Friday 6 March 2009 1:28

omg thats soooo gross, you could sue probably

rttr 18

Saturday 7 January 2012 4:12

Really? Sue? Why is the solution everything?

kristena103 14

Saturday 14 January 2012 5:34

Stewie u'd sue too

random_cashmere 25

Tuesday 7 January 2014 4:17

Free money, really. This is Canada, so not all laws are the same.

smbxsway 0

Friday 6 March 2009 1:32

That's horribly disgusting, definitely an fyl moment.

scarred_foreva 40

Saturday 16 May 2015 17:57

It certainly turned my stomach.

channy0123 0

Friday 6 March 2009 1:36

Ughhh! That is HORRIBLE!!!

Rawer 0

Friday 6 March 2009 1:38

Omg ewww. You need to complain or something Dx

OutsideOfThis 0

Friday 6 March 2009 1:38

That's ******* nasty. I would've probably barfed if that happened to me.

fcuk_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 1:39

oh my god, that's disgusting! aren't they supposed to wear masks or something?! ewwwwwww

bellaxobrianna 0

Friday 6 March 2009 1:40

thats really disgusting. did he even notice ?

keke_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 1:43

I don't think this is real dentists are supposed to wear masks

Fleur_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 1:48

After reading this in the library, someone next to me noticed my face of utter horror. Then they read the screen. And displayed a replica of my face. Thank you. EW. *shudders and tries to forget this FML*