Health: Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood,...

By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

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By Rizma - 27/11/2014 15:12 - France - Grâces

Today, I went off for a jog. Outside, I saw my really cute neighbour, so in an effort to appear fit, I accelerated and kept my head up. As I got close, I smiled at him, just as a huge fly flew right up my nose. FML

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By FatRunner - 05/11/2009 07:41 - New Zealand

Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML

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By Tom - 06/06/2017 11:00 - United States - Antelope

Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML

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By Fonz - 26/01/2010 14:39 - United States

Today, I was driving home from college when I saw a couple of sporty chicks jogging on the side of the road. I honked at them and yelled suggestively as I do at college, which usually gets a fun flirty reaction from college girls. It was my next-door neighbor and her 11 year old daughter. FML

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By Jim Smith - 21/02/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I went for a run and took my shirt off part way through. The next person I saw was a nine year old girl playing outside her house. She looked at me and said, "Ewwwwww! Gross!" FML

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By schmoodles - 07/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML

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By grannysmack - 11/07/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

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By tabbycacti - 30/11/2015 13:06 - Australia

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light. I saw my neighbour and her new boyfriend crossing the road, then noticed as he started grabbing his crotch, but thought nothing of it. They both then pulled down their pants and urinated in the middle of the busy intersection. FML

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farmgirl 3

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:15

old woman are horny! (and at least you know you got a good crotch)

Higgyoo 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:15

Maybe you just thought she was. Or maybe you just got a hot date for tonight.

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evilevi 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 8:31

Oh my Gosh?!?! Guys do notice when a girl stares at their crotch? FML

jspindell 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:03

too bad it wasn't this chick http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=3qnz8fn8jor2wsknz21qic6w6ttmr4

herekitty 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 10:15

Super NOT FML worthy. =

CaptainJellyBean 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 13:05

Eye rape.

FrayedxD 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 13:40

what's this rubbish. FML eh? how so? she gonna come around to your house and rape you? ..failed fml. -FrayedxD

rising_sun 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 22:58

Where's my comment? Thanks a lot, moderators.

InspiredByGaGa 8

Friday 1 May 2009 2:48

how is this an FML?

Eiotlrd 0

Friday 1 May 2009 3:05

not a Milf, but a Gilf?

ohshitcock 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:28

that's hot! i'm totally gonna coug' it up when i'm old and gray.

AJx3 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 1:00

maybe it's because you grinned at her? you know, cause most people would smile.

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