Miscellaneous: Today, as I was about to enter a public restroom, a man walked...

By Anonymous - 16/07/2013 04:41 - United States

Today, as I was about to enter a public restroom, a man walked out and said, "You may want to hold your nose in there. I just took the biggest dump of my life." It was the ladies' restroom. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 05:50 - United States - Austin

Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

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By dani - 25/03/2014 03:39 - United States - Dayton

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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Industrial logs

By wow - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

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The Destroyer

By mr_p - 03/12/2010 15:30 - United States

Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300-pound man walked out, shook his head, and said, "I'm sorry" to me. FML

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Big Muff Fuzz

By Fartagirl - 15/10/2021 05:00

Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML

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Noise machine

By achtung - 01/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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Shy pooper

By privatebathroomneeded - 16/12/2014 19:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML

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Oh shit…

By half-dead in CA - 31/05/2014 16:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML

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Soloman212 28

Tuesday 16 July 2013 11:44

At least he warned you?

LaLince 40

Tuesday 16 July 2013 11:42

Scent of a man

Comments

Jenn2021 8

Tuesday 16 July 2013 11:56

Are you absolutely sure it was a man?

awkward611 26

Tuesday 16 July 2013 12:07

at least he was honest with you

stepper99k 15

Tuesday 16 July 2013 12:11

Haha sounds like a real funny bloke.

BaraSkit07 12

Tuesday 16 July 2013 12:14

He may be a she.

stepper99k 15

Tuesday 16 July 2013 12:19

It was a man lolz but what evz

BaraSkit07 12

Tuesday 16 July 2013 23:17

That's weird, wasn't trying to be.

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Wednesday 17 July 2013 5:48

Dude looks like a lady! Or maybe, in this case, lady looks like a dude?

Wizardo 33

Tuesday 16 July 2013 12:42

I heard the male rest room was being occupied by some guy just sitting there on his phone, he was left no choice...

timelessone 16

Tuesday 16 July 2013 12:50

Where the hell is this place?!

peterpan3112 7

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:08

It's a Monday.

timelessone 16

Tuesday 16 July 2013 18:25

Today is in fact a Tuesday.

graceinsheepwear 33

Tuesday 16 July 2013 19:52

Funny that you are tracking the calendar, timelessone

CharresBarkrey 15

Tuesday 16 July 2013 12:53

Who does Number 2 work for?!

ShoyuSauceSoup 26

Tuesday 16 July 2013 13:02

Maybe he didn't pay attention to the restroom's door sign. Anyway, this is one of the reasons I don't use public restrooms. I've seen some creepy things that make me avoid them.

brittyboo123 35

Tuesday 16 July 2013 13:13

At least you didn't walk into it and could have a possible chance of throwing up if the smell was that bad.

Cazz91 21

Tuesday 16 July 2013 13:32

I know that is a gross smell but we all do it. When you got to go, you got to go. I would say F both your lives if he had to use the ladies under dire circumstances and not using it just because he can.

jessBeAqueen 13

Tuesday 16 July 2013 13:33

I just used the mens room the other day.....when you gotta go, you gotta go. either the mens room was busy or its was an extreme a/g woman. either way its no biggy. just pinch your nose and pray for the best