Intimacy: Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly...

By a chick in California - 14/06/2012 20:10 - United States - Ceres

Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly and then tightly again. I later found out they just wanted to feel my boobs on their chests. FML

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By Cnscott0205 - 17/11/2019 14:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML

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How could you?

By Horndog - 02/04/2022 18:01 - United States - Staten Island

Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML

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By florisvanlent - 12/02/2009 16:17 - Netherlands

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

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Moobs

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML

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A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2013 01:14 - United States - Pearland

Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML

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By betchyo - 01/10/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML

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By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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Weird party

By Username - 19/02/2011 07:57 - China

Today, while at a party, a cute topless woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end of the couch. This is the closest I've been to a pair of boobs in 3 years. FML

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By tinytitty - 23/03/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing he replied "well I was looking for your boobs but apparently you have none" FML

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IndyJustin 4

Friday 15 June 2012 0:37

Did you feel a tic tac in their pockets?

2ndSucks 15

Friday 15 June 2012 0:37

Boys will be boys.

Comments

Party_Penguin 0

Friday 15 June 2012 7:48

That's really sad. Sounds like somebody needs a hug!

christy77 2

Friday 15 June 2012 8:17

It's not a bad thing... Lol

DirtyClaws 2

Friday 15 June 2012 8:38

Oh no females are catching on

nunnsii92 9

Friday 15 June 2012 9:27

Been there sister...

spottyblanket 8

Friday 15 June 2012 10:17

Call them out on it if it bothers you op. Otherwise...yeah, they noticed you. Unless it makes you uncomforatble it isn't a big deal

escobar0789 0

Friday 15 June 2012 10:46

can I have a hug??? :)

krewer21 1

Friday 15 June 2012 11:29

Sounds like the guys didn't have enough bonding with their mothers as children. Fortunately it's harmless hugging, and not aggressive groping!

noobatubie 6

Friday 15 June 2012 12:12

The opposite happens to me. Girls hug me so they can touch me with their boobs.

StayClassyLassy 6

Saturday 16 June 2012 10:10

Guys must envy you.

Ima_NeRD6213 4

Friday 15 June 2012 12:38

Bear Hugs FTW!?

AgaveLoco 5

Friday 15 June 2012 13:28

Poor girl! Can I give you a hug?... Ok, no

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