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By Skywolf666 - 30/05/2016 02:56 - Canada - Tottenham

Today, after waking up from a rather frightening nightmare, I decided to spend the day at home, watching movies and winding myself down. This lasted till about ten pm, when a random stranger walked into my apartment by mistake and proceeded to give me the worst panic attack of my life. FML.

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C8H18 33

Monday 30 May 2016 16:34

Lock your door.

LadyAthena 20

Monday 30 May 2016 20:15

If you get this anxious over nightmares that you need an entire day to unwind you may want to speak to a mental health professional.

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C8H18 33

Monday 30 May 2016 16:34

Lock your door.

LadyAthena 20

Monday 30 May 2016 20:15

If you get this anxious over nightmares that you need an entire day to unwind you may want to speak to a mental health professional.

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