Work: Today. After spending 5 hours of trying to remember every answer... - FML

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By Paaske - 10/03/2016 12:02 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today. After spending 5 hours of trying to remember every answer for a test, i completely blacked out during the test. I got an F. FML.

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