Kids: Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because...

By future missing person maker person thingy - 11/10/2012 20:37 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one my parents bought my ten-year-old brother, he got pissed and threw it into our pool. I'm now grounded for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 20:39 - Denmark

Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 00:41 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By Vickie - 18/06/2021 16:00

Today, while mopping the kitchen, I ended up slipping and and knocked over the table that had my mom’s iPad on it. The screen shattered; I sprained my wrist. I asked my mom to take me to the ER. She called me "selfish" because her iPad screen repair would "cost more." FML

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By thanks for the $5 gift voucher - 13/06/2015 16:34 - United States - Randleman

Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML

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By epiiphany - 16/12/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By Hunter Ferguson - 31/07/2018 13:00 - United States - Fort Washington

Today, I got grounded for 2 weeks for slapping my brother after he threw a baseball at my head and hit my shin with a bat. He’s in 9th grade and I'm in 8th. He got ice cream to "cheer him up". FML

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By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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Haters Gonna Hate

By apparentlyweird - 28/08/2018 22:00

Today, my dad's new girlfriend's daughter came over with them. She had a tantrum because my brand new computer, which I worked and saved for, was better than her notebook, which was bought for her. So what did she do? Oh, she threw it off my desk. For some reason I'm being yelled at. FML

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Friday 12 October 2012 3:01

If that's all you did, I admire your restraint.

Zestus 19

Friday 12 October 2012 3:01

Throw him in the pool

Comments

Techtacular 0

Friday 12 October 2012 7:07

I hope he got grounded too, at least! Spoiled brat. My parents would have beat my bottom if I pulled an ignorant stunt like that. That is, if I was ever blessed to have such technology when I was his age.

RoadKill67a 4

Friday 12 October 2012 7:09

Get his iPad and throw it in the pool

TheOath 12

Friday 12 October 2012 7:10

Throw his iPad in the pool!! You got grounded anyway so why not? Unless the brat ends up getting another one, aw damn.

the_true_batman 10

Friday 12 October 2012 7:17

I live in Saskatchewan too. Want to be my girlfriend? I'll buy you an iPad for Christmas.

lux0rd 18

Friday 12 October 2012 7:23

Thats kind of creepy....

the_true_batman 10

Sunday 14 October 2012 2:22

If by creepy you mean awesome :)

Lichinamo 33

Monday 22 October 2012 1:08

But Batman, you live in Gotham City!

Kania 5

Friday 12 October 2012 7:21

your parents owe you an ipad..

Skymone 6

Friday 12 October 2012 7:36

"After saving up for weeks" - how often do you get money? :S

ruthlessmofo 0

Friday 12 October 2012 16:13

Maybe OP has a job?

staceyvan1991 3

Friday 12 October 2012 7:37

And he didn't get in trouble?

AlexIsSpiffy 5

Friday 12 October 2012 7:46

There goes a shitload of money because apple is expensive

nightwishs 13

Friday 12 October 2012 8:09

What a little turd

neurodoc 1

Friday 12 October 2012 8:39

Make him stand outside for a few hours (lock him out)... Doing that in Saskatoon fall is punishment enough. If it was winter, you'd be violating Geneva convention for torturing your POW.