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By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 07:03 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after moving out of my apartment ridden with bed bugs, throwing out thousands of dollars worth of furniture, and moving back in with my parents. I washed my sheets and killed 4 bedbugs on my brand new mattress. FML

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