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By NellieeNell - 17/02/2016 00:01 - United States - Raleigh

Today, after months of having no luck in the dating world I finally got asked out on a date. The guy happened to be my sisters best friend. He's 16, I'm 20. I'm not sure what's worst. The fact he felt pity on me to ask or the fact I actually considered saying yes. FML.

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