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By unknown - 18/06/2016 07:25 - United States - Central Point

Today, after injuring my ankle by stepping on a volleyball, I had to hop my way to the bathroom. While there, I kicked the toilet with my hurt foot, fell, and then slammed my eye on the corner of the towel rack. I now have a black eye and get the pleasure of explaining it to my mom. FML

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TheTacoMan 24

Sunday 19 June 2016 5:53

Sounds an awful lot like that spongebob episode I saw a long time ago where spongebob hits his toothpaste bottle with a wrench causing the cap to ricochet across the room and then he slips on it and hits his eye on something... Hey, do you live in a pineapple by any chance?

sherman77 5

Sunday 19 June 2016 5:16

Why would you kick the toilet? I can understand if your frustrated because you can get your poop out and your on a tight schedule.

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sherman77 5

Sunday 19 June 2016 5:16

Why would you kick the toilet? I can understand if your frustrated because you can get your poop out and your on a tight schedule.

TheTacoMan 24

Sunday 19 June 2016 5:53

Sounds an awful lot like that spongebob episode I saw a long time ago where spongebob hits his toothpaste bottle with a wrench causing the cap to ricochet across the room and then he slips on it and hits his eye on something... Hey, do you live in a pineapple by any chance?

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