Work: Today, after hours of non-stop work on an important case, I cheeringly... - FML

By Ketchup - 06/04/2016 07:06 - Finland - Turku

Today, after hours of non-stop work on an important case, I cheeringly blurted out, "And now, time for a tampon change break!" FML

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Wizardo 33

Tuesday 4 October 2016 11:41

Always important to take a break for five to Tena minutes. Keeps the juices flowing.

baxeh 29

Tuesday 4 October 2016 13:00

I would've just laughed if my coworker said that! Don't think too much about it, it's just something to laugh about in the future! :)

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fuckinghellthen 11

Wednesday 5 October 2016 15:42

this is amazing

trucker2 33

Wednesday 5 October 2016 22:22

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