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By Elena - 07/07/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML

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By julesmommy - 08/09/2011 05:36 - United States

Today, my husband used our last $2000 to buy himself a motorcycle. It's supposed to "save us a lot on gas money." FML

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By Sucker - 12/10/2009 19:31 - Canada

Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML

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And then.....

By Emmpag - 02/02/2020 01:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML

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By whoops - 11/04/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

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By shouldveknown - 27/01/2011 20:15 - Canada

Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML

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By Stranded - 17/07/2009 07:58 - United States

Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML

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Heist

By Bobo - 11/10/2022 10:00

Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML

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By dessy - 09/05/2016 21:37 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML

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Treat yourself

By Anonymous - 10/10/2018 15:30

Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML

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Cheap-ass lying bro-bro!

By Anonymous - 10/03/2020 04:07 - Netherlands - Bergeyk

Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML

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Friday 8 July 2011 5:48

He's a gold digga!!

barmeywashere 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:49

Sell it? Get your money back?

Comments

TalkinSmack 6

Friday 8 July 2011 7:47

smash it up and run off with the insurance money

sweet2u22 9

Friday 8 July 2011 7:47

Shit would hit the fan, and I'd be a single lady. :)

junz_fml 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:49

What a asshole. Sell it and dump him.

ConstructorTF2 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:50

sell the bike. problem solved

KaliKakes 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:52

sell it, he didn't ask you to buy it so why would u have to ask him to sell it?

n8tivepride 1

Friday 8 July 2011 7:53

Shoulda picked a better guy

619warrior281 5

Friday 8 July 2011 8:07

now he has something to ride on when you tell him to go to hell.

e077 15

Friday 8 July 2011 8:21

Well sell it

westop 0

Friday 8 July 2011 8:29

what a douche. Well YOU picked him and YOU trusted him so. . .your fault?

Jazattackk 0

Friday 8 July 2011 8:38

Dump his ass , what a ******* dick

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