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By shouldhavecheckedthelock - 29/05/2011 01:56 - United States

Today, after having not used my laptop since January because I thought it was broken, I found out that the key lock has been on the whole time. FML

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By Notthekeytosuccess - 12/04/2017 00:00

Today, I broke my key unlocking my dorm room. When I pushed the door open in frustration, the door opened with no problem. Turns out it was unlocked. FML

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By JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By Professional - 29/05/2017 14:00

Today, I was fed up with things being taken from my room so I installed a key-locking handle on my door. I installed everything but the door knobs, and because I was worried that I would put the two of them on backwards, I closed the door to check. I'm now locked in my room. FML

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By ugheffmylife - 09/05/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was playing with my phone and turned it on lock mode. I changed my lock code a few months ago, so that no one would be able to guess it. Turns out I can't guess it either. FML

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By lateforwork - 02/09/2019 14:00

Today, whilst heading out the door to go to work, my lanyard got caught on the doorknob inside, and I watched my keys swing back inside as the door closed behind me. It was locked. FML

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By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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By Al - 13/06/2016 15:37 - Australia - Turramurra

Today, I walked into pawn shop and found a nice laptop which I inspected after I thought I lost mine months ago. Turns out my ex pawned it after having it at her place all this time. FML

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By joser6969 - 29/10/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

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CardMaster1992 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 9:01

that's just pathetic.

iAmScrubs 19

Sunday 29 May 2011 9:11

Damn, I feel OP's pain. It's like the time where you keep typing in your password and it's not working. Then you get all scared that you have been hacked but your keyboard was just on caps lock.

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Icee209 3

Monday 30 May 2011 20:19

Eres pendejo!!!!!!!

Popestone 0

Monday 30 May 2011 21:34

U suck

LupeFiascoLovaa 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:25

fAiL of thevEpIc

zach1412 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:47

my lock was on but my laptop still worked. just bad luck bro.

Not_so_innocent1 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:58

*face palm*

koreangirl92 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 6:45

dumbass.

veliki 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 23:53

you're a ******* idiot

angryoriental 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 5:17

moron...

krista2009 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 8:26

wow are you really that dumb how hard is that to figure out

alsgirl 24

Friday 30 December 2011 13:09

Herp. That is all...

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